im rewatching some old avgn episodes rn and this part consistently makes me lose my shit no matter how many times i see it
“Football”… Not this “Madden” shit. Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no “N-F-L”…… No year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee’s pet goldfish, no quarter-back, dime-back, nickel-back. Simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOHMB; one compound word, it’s mother fucking, God damned, sons-of-bitchin, FUCK-fuck-fucking FOOTBALL!
